Things I Learned From RHPS:
Billboards do not belong in cemeteries.
Sluts cannot read.
Transvestites are easily mistaken for vampires.
The secret to life is sno-cone flavoring.
It is difficult to tell the difference between your lithe girlfriend and a hairy transvestite.
Never piss off the guy holding an electric knife.
Do not piss off the same guy if he is indiscriminately turning people into stone.
Fishnet stockings cure paralysis.
Rainbows are caused by antigravity drives.
I may be a total dork, but I am so happy to have finally found a website that lists the RHPS audience call backs/outs...
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/rockyhorror/audience/audience_pg01.html
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