What genius originally decided wearing pajama bottoms out in public was a good idea?
What smarmy, white trash high school dropout first said, "You know what would be a great idea? Just rolling out of bed and walk out into acceptable society. Oh, can't forget to stop at the Wal-marts to get baby food!"
My dear Lord in heaven above, WHY?
Citizens and whatnot of the world, I implore you all to STOP this terrible crime of fashion failure and self degradation.
For those of you who are of the lower class standard,the wearing of PJ's for ANY purpose outside your home only adds to the sweeping "white trash" stereotype by which a lot of people who see you in such garb are judging you.
(I apologize for I do it from time to time as well.)
To those of you who are NOT of the lower class, those of you who can afford clothing, are mentally capable of dressing yourselves, and are not financially hindered by more than one child, I point my shame finger.
Shame on you!
If you are over the age of 17, and you have donned Pajama bottoms outside of your place of residence, you should be beaten.
If you are over the age of 5 but under the age of 17, and you have donned Pajama Bottoms outside of your place of residence, your parents should be beaten.
That's pretty much it.
Despite your personal point of view, you are of a minute group of people who are of the mind that being in sleepwear when dining out or shopping is acceptable.
Everyone else thinks you look ridiculous.
period.
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